What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 08:51

Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
Satellite Pics Show How Russia Tried To Avert Ukraine Drone Strikes, But Failed - NDTV
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
The ‘golden summer of cheap flights’: Now’s the time for last-minute deals - CNN
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Scottie Scheffler's Wife Meredith Scheffler Gets Strong Message From PGA Tour Golfer - Athlon Sports
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Former Charles Manson follower is recommended for parole - NBC News
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Diabetes drug shows benefits for patients with liver disease - Medical Xpress
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Secret leprosy infected the Americas before European arrival - DW
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
Apple’s leaked 45W MagSafe charger is first to support Qi2.2 - The Verge
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
—
Why am I always so tired, no matter how much I sleep?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones