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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 08:51

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Catatonics & High Colonics

So, the docs changed it to read

Satellite Pics Show How Russia Tried To Avert Ukraine Drone Strikes, But Failed - NDTV

Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Just Forget it!

The ‘golden summer of cheap flights’: Now’s the time for last-minute deals - CNN

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Scottie Scheffler's Wife Meredith Scheffler Gets Strong Message From PGA Tour Golfer - Athlon Sports

No go.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

Former Charles Manson follower is recommended for parole - NBC News

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Diabetes drug shows benefits for patients with liver disease - Medical Xpress

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

Secret leprosy infected the Americas before European arrival - DW

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

Apple’s leaked 45W MagSafe charger is first to support Qi2.2 - The Verge

Freaks and Cheeks

Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why do people keep complaining about how some people copy and paste the question before answering it? To me, it's very disturbing and makes me want to block and mute them as annoying whiners.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

Why am I always so tired, no matter how much I sleep?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why do Trumpers and MAGA Republicans care who is trans and who is gay ECT? If they didn't have a personal interest in transgenderism it shouldn't matter so much then, right?

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

In axing mRNA contract, Trump delivers another blow to US biosecurity, former officials say - ABC News

Still no good.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Getty Images and Stability AI face off in British copyright trial that will test AI industry - AP News